I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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