i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Randomize