uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
