Who did Billy Mays play for?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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