do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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