Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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