i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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