So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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