life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize