i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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