you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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