what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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