They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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