if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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