Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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