You can't motorboat a personality
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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