Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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