Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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