babies were throwing up all over the place
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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