There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
