He asked to "fluff my boner.."
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
