So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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