Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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