the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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