How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe