I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.