Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(989): View more from Michigan

I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency

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(210): View more from Texas

My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.

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(904): View more from Florida

There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?

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(917): View more from New York City

I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas

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(575): View more from New Mexico

How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.

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(571): View more from Virginia

how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......

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(870): View more from Arkansas

My boob is missing a layer of skin

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(618): View more from Illinois

Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.

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