He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Pants are for mortals
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