Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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