i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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