apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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