Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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