man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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