You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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