I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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