Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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