I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
