What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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