My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I am available for nakedness
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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