is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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