I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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