bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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