I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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