he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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