do herpes really smell.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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