I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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