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I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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