Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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