high people should be assigned attendants
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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