its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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