NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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