I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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