If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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