Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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