lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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