She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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