Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Do plants get herpes?
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