Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
