if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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