Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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